Skyfire Rookie? More Like Skyfire Disaster.

I used to predict stock crashes with AI — now I’m predicting my own game overflows. That Aviator’s Playbook? Sounds fancy until you realize it’s just ‘don’t bet your rent.’

Pro tip: Treat the game like a Cessna flight simulator. I did. Then I tried Starfire Aviator Feast and nearly lost my soul (and £80). Lesson learned: low volatility isn’t boring — it’s survival.

Also, no bots. They’re about as useful as a spreadsheet in a hurricane.

Real talk: If you’re chasing losses or cashing out at 10x, you’re not playing the game — you’re playing the delusion. Walk away before the engine fails.

You guys ready to crash safely? Drop your worst Aviator fail below — let’s turn trauma into comedy. 🛫💥